If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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