If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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