STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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