pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I had to cum in my sink.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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