I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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