So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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