Best friends brother. Beat that.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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