i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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