'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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