Those balls look pretty dangerous.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
