Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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