I'm lost and stupid without you.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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