what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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