So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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