I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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