We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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