Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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