I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dicks are not precious.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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