when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
