ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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