I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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