i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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