is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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