How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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