If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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