I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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