just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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