on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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