no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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