You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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