At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
not ubering you a puppy
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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