i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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