So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Randomize
