Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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