im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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