I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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