How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
