Non-Jews are for practice
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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