Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
