I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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