David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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