I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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