if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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