the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
zippers are such a cool invention
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
