If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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