Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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