Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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