There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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