so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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