Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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