what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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