i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
