Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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