It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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