so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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