how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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