ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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